Pitbulls & Hockey Moms

Sarah Palin: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.

John McCain: Dear friends, let's work to heal the differences between hockey moms and pitbulls. I will reach across both groups in a bi-partisan effort to put our country first. My friends, there should be enough lipstick in this great country of ours, so that both hockey moms and pitbulls can make America great again.

Barack Obama: There is no hockey mom nation. There is no pitbull nation. We are all lipstick wearing Americans who share a hope for the future, so that all our children and puppies can make this world a better place. Lipstick is not for the elite or something that fearful people in small towns get out when the going is tough. Lipstick is what has made our country great and something that we can take out into the world to bring about peace between all hockey moms and pitbulls.

Joe Biden: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Hillary Clinton would make a better choice.