Really Desperate Whitehouse Wives

We’re heading into season finale and series cliffhanger time on television, so why not put forward a few scenarios to save a cancellation of the Clinton campaign?

#1: Just before the Super Delegates make their votes final on June 4, Bill is taken into hospital with a suspected heart attack. Hillary is at his hospital bedside, just like Rocky did for Adrienne. The Super Delegates get out the sympathy vote and she wins 75% of them. She wins the nomination and Bill miraculously recovers.

#2: Just after June 3, Obama is in the lead and begins to prepare a speech for accepting the nomination. However, an old flame suddenly appears just before the speech and everybody is stunned. Hillary comes to the rescue by saying that Obama, despite his past, is a good man. The Super Delegates drop Obama and run to Hillary. She humbly accepts the crown and asks the people to pray for her opponent and his family.

#3: Aliens land in Denver during the Convention. Obama and most of the Super Delegates are disintegrated with ray guns. Hillary comes out fighting like a modern Joan of Arc and ends up defeating the aliens with her shrill tones and laser beam eyes. What’s left of the Democrat Party nominate her as their leader for life.

#4: Obama goes down a mine shaft in West Virginia trying to impress voters. The mine collapses and no one can rescue the miners or Obama. Hillary suspends her campaign and seeks to comfort Michelle. Hillary even tries to dig Obama out of the mine and the country sees an image of her with mascara ridden tears and bloodied finger nails covered in coal dust. She wins the nomination, the Whitehouse, the Nobel Peace Prize and is asked to become President of the United Nations within four years. Only green kryptonite can hold her back.

#5: Florida and Michigan are given back their delegates and the ACLU successfully wins a lawsuit entitling Hillary to be given all the votes that were cast for her in the two States. After recounting, Hillary squeaks through a win.

#6: Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea sit at a dinner table in a New York spaghetti joint and say nothing. The screen goes blank and the credits start rolling. End of story.

Hillary: Denying Her Denial

We should have seen this coming a long time ago.

Hillary Clinton could be suffering from acute denial.

It probably started when Bill was not having sex with other women when he was Arkansas’ governor.

It may have been augmented when Bill was not having sex with Monica in the Whitehouse, whilst Hillary was residing in another wing.

Perhaps it was enhanced when she thought that she would win the Democrat nomination easily.

It possibly became more acute recently when she fantasized about being under sniper fire at Tuzla airbase, even although videotape of the event completely contradicts her fabrication.

And now it is likely that her denial has reached hysterical proportions with her constantly insisting that the elected delegates do not have to abide by popular election results, even although they are bound to do so in the first round of votes at the Convention.

Hillary seems to be sadly suffering from an acute form of denial, which may have morphed into a grandiose obsession of winning the Whitehouse at all costs.

Hillary, please get help. Surrender to the inevitable and step down before you do irreparable damage to yourself, your party, and the nation.

A President living in denial is not what America needs right now.

We’ve already endured eight years of that scenario. We don’t need to go through another four years of the same.