Showing posts with label Hillary Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillary Clinton. Show all posts

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Dem

Todays' the day that the Democrat party will cast aside the will of 48 States and uphold the votes of rule-breakers Michigan and Florida. It's all being done to appease the wrath of the whining Clintons, who can't win any way other than through cheating and pouting, raging and protesting. If, at the end of the day, the Former First Family get their way, then just call it what it is: the Clinton party, because Democrat or Democratic just won't fit anymore.

This public Hillary hissy-fit has employed racist tactics, bullying balloteers, and the usual dirty politics. Shame on the Dems, if they deny Obama the lead and the right to lead his party. He has come from obscurity, taken on, and beaten the Borgias without resorting to their poisonous play. He has constantly taken the high road, whereas the Clintonistas have embroiled the whole country in their usual gutter politics.


So today, Dear Dems, you have a choice: live up to the word 'democracy' and let the majority vote of the rule-keeping other 48 States stand, or let the Clinton lunatics take over the whole asylum.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Can a Political Machine Beat a Popular Movement?

2008 is going to be the year that party chiefs got it all wrong. Hillary is trying to finagle her way back into the Democratic nomination using Machiavellian politics. She’s trying to split the party as well as the nation using tested and tried methods of scandal, injustice, and schism which will put the Clintons way up there with the Borgias of old. She’s using the political machine against a popular movement. She’s doomed to fail.

John McCain is going to use the same tactics. He’s going to highlight his experience against Obama’s. He’s going to use the same old entitlement speeches that Hillary tried to employ. The GOP will use the swift boats of anti-patriotism accusations against Obama that have proven unsuccessful. He’s going to use the old party political machine methods against a popular movement. McCain is going to lose.

You see folks, what we have here is something that doesn’t happen very often in elections, but it has the potential of creating a tsunami against anyone who opposes it. People want change. People want their politicians to change. People want their politics to change.

I saw this happening in Britain when Tony Blair was elected Prime Minister. People wanted change so badly that they stampeded their way to the ballot boxes and the Labor Party won by a landslide. Nothing could stop the popular movement. Nothing could stand in its wake. Nothing could compete against the people being motivated.

If the Democrat party nominates Hillary Clinton as their candidate, then the Democrats will be in the wilderness for a whole generation of at least 15 – 25 years. A young, zealous generation of voters will have their hopes dashed and their dreams burned. They won’t ever forgive the Democrats for damaging their hero.

The Republicans are also facing a tidal wave. John McCain cannot even raise enough people to buy tickets for a dinner in Texas. The people in the know already believe he is a loser, and that’s just amongst the Republicans. You can’t beat a popular movement, not even if you pull out a prisoner of war as your nominee. What happened in Louisiana and Mississippi a couple of weeks ago is not a blip – it’s the first wave of a tsunami.

I could be wrong in all of this, but it feels so much like Blair’s landslide victory in Britain all those years ago. I know America is a different nation, but this is a popular movement and no matter how experienced, sophisticated, and well oiled the political machine may be, it just cannot win.

So, for what it’s worth, here’s my prediction. Obama gains the Whitehouse in ’08 and the Democrats increase their seats in the House and Senate substantially. The old notion of checks and balances no longer prevails.

Of course, this all depends on what the Democrats do about Hillary on Saturday. If they screw that one up, all bets are off.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Political cartoons: Asleep at the Wheel

Hillary, it's time to bow out graciously...


Asleep at the Wheel

You're beginning to look and sound tired...

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Really Desperate Whitehouse Wives

We’re heading into season finale and series cliffhanger time on television, so why not put forward a few scenarios to save a cancellation of the Clinton campaign?

#1: Just before the Super Delegates make their votes final on June 4, Bill is taken into hospital with a suspected heart attack. Hillary is at his hospital bedside, just like Rocky did for Adrienne. The Super Delegates get out the sympathy vote and she wins 75% of them. She wins the nomination and Bill miraculously recovers.

#2: Just after June 3, Obama is in the lead and begins to prepare a speech for accepting the nomination. However, an old flame suddenly appears just before the speech and everybody is stunned. Hillary comes to the rescue by saying that Obama, despite his past, is a good man. The Super Delegates drop Obama and run to Hillary. She humbly accepts the crown and asks the people to pray for her opponent and his family.

#3: Aliens land in Denver during the Convention. Obama and most of the Super Delegates are disintegrated with ray guns. Hillary comes out fighting like a modern Joan of Arc and ends up defeating the aliens with her shrill tones and laser beam eyes. What’s left of the Democrat Party nominate her as their leader for life.

#4: Obama goes down a mine shaft in West Virginia trying to impress voters. The mine collapses and no one can rescue the miners or Obama. Hillary suspends her campaign and seeks to comfort Michelle. Hillary even tries to dig Obama out of the mine and the country sees an image of her with mascara ridden tears and bloodied finger nails covered in coal dust. She wins the nomination, the Whitehouse, the Nobel Peace Prize and is asked to become President of the United Nations within four years. Only green kryptonite can hold her back.

#5: Florida and Michigan are given back their delegates and the ACLU successfully wins a lawsuit entitling Hillary to be given all the votes that were cast for her in the two States. After recounting, Hillary squeaks through a win.

#6: Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea sit at a dinner table in a New York spaghetti joint and say nothing. The screen goes blank and the credits start rolling. End of story.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Indiana Idiots and North Carolinian Numpties???

How much is your vote worth?

When I think about how many people in the past protested, suffered, and even died for their votes, you would think that for each voter it would be priceless.

However, John McCain and Hillary Clinton think our votes are worth $30 a piece. Thirty pieces of greenback, but it may as well be silver.

A summer time ban on federal taxes will save us all about $3 dollars per week and solve nothing. But if it makes people think that these two presidential candidates “feel their pain,” then there’s a lot more wrong in America than just the economy.

For Pete’s sake, Indiana and North Carolina, WAKE UP. You’re selling your birthrights for thirty dollars!

At least Obama understands the magnitude of the problem...

Monday, April 28, 2008

Rush Limbaugh: More Un-American than Obama?

He sits behind his golden microphone each week day and broadcasts to millions of loyal conservatives across the nation. He cajoles the tedious Democrat Campaign over the airwaves and urges his myriads of listeners to dedicate their primary votes to his own cause: Operation Chaos.

Rush believes that Republicans can screw up the Democrat nomination’s process and thus render a death blow to the Democrat hopefuls in November. He has faith in his own audience and his conception; the only thing wrong with that is this: it’s un-American.

Instead of letting the American people vote for their own candidates in these final races, Rush wants to spoil the whole process. Depending upon who is the underdog in each State, Rush urges his listeners to vote for either Hillary or Obama. He wants the race to be very close, so that the Super Delegates will have to make a semi-unpopular choice of nominee for the party. Limbaugh gleefully gloats that his operation is ruining the Democrat party and deludes his audience into thinking that they are creating havoc for their opponents. It’s just one big joke on the election process; but it’s also unpatriotic.

It’s un-American because it goes against the forces of freedom in a Republic. He’s trying to squander the votes and voices of conservatives by making them do something that goes against their will: voting for Hillary Clinton. For almost a decade, the United States became the laughing stock of the world because of the shenanigans in the Whitehouse during the Clinton administrations. Are conservatives willing to set aside their furor over those wilderness years and let Clinton win States like Texas, Ohio, and Pennsylvania? Is Indiana going to become rich pickings for the Clinton campaign just because of the Limbaugh Luddites?

This is a foolish philosophy and one that has the potential of backfiring on those Republicans who voted for Clinton in the primaries. In the long run, Obama was an easier target in November because of his waffling and woeful inexperience. What Limbaugh has done is re-galvanize a failing Clinton campaign, making her the comeback Queen, which has the potential of running her all the way to the Whitehouse. When she was ready to be picked off a couple of months ago, Limbaugh resuscitated her campaign. Instead of ensuring that there was one less candidate, he has allowed this to drag on, breathing life into the more formidable candidate, instead of letting superficial Obama climb to the top.

Come November, the Democrats will remember what the Limbaughtarians tried to do and will come together in a show of strength that will ruin McCain’s chances. And then what will the loyal Limbaugh listeners do? They will regret following the foolish advice of this broadcast blowhard and their idealistic icon will fall from the golden pedestal that he has created for himself.

Conservatives voting for Clinton was the death-knell to our influence in the GOP. And Limbaugh is to blame. Remember this caveat: be careful who you vote for in the primaries; she may become President in November.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Political Cartoons: The Last Round

TGIT! The Last Round of a weary year long, God awful process...


The Last Round

Come on Pennsylvania, end it tomorrow! PLEEEASE!!!!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Chill Out, Folks!

Bill Clinton is offering advice to Democrat supporters...


Chill Out, Folks

...but it just might be too little, too late.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Hillary: Denying Her Denial

We should have seen this coming a long time ago.

Hillary Clinton could be suffering from acute denial.

It probably started when Bill was not having sex with other women when he was Arkansas’ governor.

It may have been augmented when Bill was not having sex with Monica in the Whitehouse, whilst Hillary was residing in another wing.

Perhaps it was enhanced when she thought that she would win the Democrat nomination easily.

It possibly became more acute recently when she fantasized about being under sniper fire at Tuzla airbase, even although videotape of the event completely contradicts her fabrication.

And now it is likely that her denial has reached hysterical proportions with her constantly insisting that the elected delegates do not have to abide by popular election results, even although they are bound to do so in the first round of votes at the Convention.

Hillary seems to be sadly suffering from an acute form of denial, which may have morphed into a grandiose obsession of winning the Whitehouse at all costs.

Hillary, please get help. Surrender to the inevitable and step down before you do irreparable damage to yourself, your party, and the nation.

A President living in denial is not what America needs right now.

We’ve already endured eight years of that scenario. We don’t need to go through another four years of the same.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Is Hillary Clinton part of an elite New World Order cult on Capitol Hill?

In the past couple of days, Barack Obama has endured a sustained attack against him for his friendship and association with Rev. Jeremiah Wright. His poll numbers seem to have gone down as the media has kept up a relentless barrage to tarnish Obama’s reputation. Two months ago, Barack was characterized as being unpatriotic for not holding his hand over his heart during the singing of the National Anthem, even although he was singing the words. Last month, the media depicted him as a Muslim wearing a turban in Africa. This month, they are pillorying him as a radical racist.

Throughout it all, Hillary Clinton has been silent about Obama’s unfavorable faith connection. One wonders why.

Rumors abound in Washington, that Hillary is part of a secret, elite, progressive faith group who acknowledge Jesus, but refuse to call themselves Christians. It is rumored that they respect Christ’s teachings, but this elite group of liberal sophisticates really worships power. Are their studies more in tune with assertive, progressive leadership rather than true devotion to Jesus? Is she part of a New World Order group that seeks to use Christ’s messages as a means of ruling the world? Or is this all a conspiracy theory, just gone wild?

So, where does Hillary regularly worship on Sunday mornings and just who is her pastor? If Obama is being castigated because of his public association with Jeremiah Wright, then the same standards should be applied to her. So, go ahead CNN, New York Times, and ABC, do some equitable journalism for a change, and find out for the public whether or not Hillary is part of an elite Bible study group called “The Family” on Capitol Hill, and whether or not this is ushering in a New World Order that should make us wary. After all, what’s good for one side should be the same for all sides.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Democrat Delegate Debacle: An Easy Solution

To re-vote or not re-vote that is the question. Michigan and Florida need to be represented at the Convention, but no one knows what to do...

Here's an easy solution: make all the Michigan and Florida delegates into super-delegates - that way both Michigan and Florida will have their votes counted and will make a great difference to the Democrat debacle that has arisen. Millions of re-voting dollars don't need to be spent and all states are represented.

See how easy that was? Now spread the word...

Monday, March 3, 2008

The World is Coming to an End

It must be the end of time. Today Rush Limbaugh encouraged his listeners to vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow...


End of the World

Unbelieveable!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Poltical cartoons: Solutions and Resolutions

Hillary better be careful. She's about to make another mistake...

Solutions and Resolutions

...if she keeps harping on about Obama making inspirational speeches...

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Breaking News: HGH & the Clintons

If Hillary wants to retake the Whitehouse, she'll have to regain some credibility...

HGH Hillary

...which will be hard to do with the Clinton's past history.

Political Cartoons: Messing with Texas

Hillary's going to make her last stand in Texas...


Messing with Texas

...will history repeat itself?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Voice: John McCain makes Hillary look tall, blond, and attractive.

Yesterday on “The Voice”, Knoxville’s premier political talk radio show, State representative Frank Nicely dropped in for a chat, some coffee and homespun humor. As usual, Lloyd Daugherty, Kelvin Moxley, and Frank Cagle hosted the show, along with Scottish guest, Rev. John Stuart. Various topics were discussed, especially the narrowing of the field in both the Republican and Democrat Presidential nominee campaigns.

The merits of John McCain and Ann Coulter were debated and at one point the Rev. Stuart quipped: “The only thing wrong with John McCain is that he makes Hillary look tall, blond, and attractive.”

Today’s show features Senator Bob Corker, who will be expressing his opinions about the GOP primaries and the whole presidential election process. When he first went to Capitol Hill, many thought that Sen. Corker was going to be a ‘yes man’ for the President. He’s turned out to be his own man and makes very good representation of the Volunteer State in the Beltway. Callers may have an opportunity to talk with their Senator whilst he is on the program.

The Voice airs at 10.00am this morning till 12noon on 1040AM WQBB. Call (865) 656-1040 to express your questions and opinions live on the show.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Reality of Lent

The Democrat turnout yesterday was phenomenal...


Reality of Lent

...if that repeats itself in November, there's going to be a landslide. Maybe Republicans should burn their playbook now.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Political Cartoons: Super Tuesday

Don't Forget to Vote Today, Folks!

Super Tuesday

For the first time in decades, your vote will actually count in the primaries!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Political Cartoons: Valentines Polls

Hillary and Obama set the stage alight for Democrats last night...


Valentine Polls

...shame that John McCain and Ann Coulter can't do the same for the Republicans.