Political cartoons: Two Cents Worth

President Bush wants us to save cents on gas by drilling in the ANWAR...



If he'd just concentrate on strengthening the dollar, gas prices would go way down...

Political cartoons: The Obama Factor

Of the people, for the people, by the people, and with the people...



It's not about you, Hillary! Obama got it right the first time...Yes, WE can!

Really Desperate Whitehouse Wives

We’re heading into season finale and series cliffhanger time on television, so why not put forward a few scenarios to save a cancellation of the Clinton campaign?

#1: Just before the Super Delegates make their votes final on June 4, Bill is taken into hospital with a suspected heart attack. Hillary is at his hospital bedside, just like Rocky did for Adrienne. The Super Delegates get out the sympathy vote and she wins 75% of them. She wins the nomination and Bill miraculously recovers.

#2: Just after June 3, Obama is in the lead and begins to prepare a speech for accepting the nomination. However, an old flame suddenly appears just before the speech and everybody is stunned. Hillary comes to the rescue by saying that Obama, despite his past, is a good man. The Super Delegates drop Obama and run to Hillary. She humbly accepts the crown and asks the people to pray for her opponent and his family.

#3: Aliens land in Denver during the Convention. Obama and most of the Super Delegates are disintegrated with ray guns. Hillary comes out fighting like a modern Joan of Arc and ends up defeating the aliens with her shrill tones and laser beam eyes. What’s left of the Democrat Party nominate her as their leader for life.

#4: Obama goes down a mine shaft in West Virginia trying to impress voters. The mine collapses and no one can rescue the miners or Obama. Hillary suspends her campaign and seeks to comfort Michelle. Hillary even tries to dig Obama out of the mine and the country sees an image of her with mascara ridden tears and bloodied finger nails covered in coal dust. She wins the nomination, the Whitehouse, the Nobel Peace Prize and is asked to become President of the United Nations within four years. Only green kryptonite can hold her back.

#5: Florida and Michigan are given back their delegates and the ACLU successfully wins a lawsuit entitling Hillary to be given all the votes that were cast for her in the two States. After recounting, Hillary squeaks through a win.

#6: Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea sit at a dinner table in a New York spaghetti joint and say nothing. The screen goes blank and the credits start rolling. End of story.

Political Cartoons: Twenty Years After

President Bush is making a speech blaming the poor economy on Congress...



Oh for the good old days.....

Rush Limbaugh: More Un-American than Obama?

He sits behind his golden microphone each week day and broadcasts to millions of loyal conservatives across the nation. He cajoles the tedious Democrat Campaign over the airwaves and urges his myriads of listeners to dedicate their primary votes to his own cause: Operation Chaos.

Rush believes that Republicans can screw up the Democrat nomination’s process and thus render a death blow to the Democrat hopefuls in November. He has faith in his own audience and his conception; the only thing wrong with that is this: it’s un-American.

Instead of letting the American people vote for their own candidates in these final races, Rush wants to spoil the whole process. Depending upon who is the underdog in each State, Rush urges his listeners to vote for either Hillary or Obama. He wants the race to be very close, so that the Super Delegates will have to make a semi-unpopular choice of nominee for the party. Limbaugh gleefully gloats that his operation is ruining the Democrat party and deludes his audience into thinking that they are creating havoc for their opponents. It’s just one big joke on the election process; but it’s also unpatriotic.

It’s un-American because it goes against the forces of freedom in a Republic. He’s trying to squander the votes and voices of conservatives by making them do something that goes against their will: voting for Hillary Clinton. For almost a decade, the United States became the laughing stock of the world because of the shenanigans in the Whitehouse during the Clinton administrations. Are conservatives willing to set aside their furor over those wilderness years and let Clinton win States like Texas, Ohio, and Pennsylvania? Is Indiana going to become rich pickings for the Clinton campaign just because of the Limbaugh Luddites?

This is a foolish philosophy and one that has the potential of backfiring on those Republicans who voted for Clinton in the primaries. In the long run, Obama was an easier target in November because of his waffling and woeful inexperience. What Limbaugh has done is re-galvanize a failing Clinton campaign, making her the comeback Queen, which has the potential of running her all the way to the Whitehouse. When she was ready to be picked off a couple of months ago, Limbaugh resuscitated her campaign. Instead of ensuring that there was one less candidate, he has allowed this to drag on, breathing life into the more formidable candidate, instead of letting superficial Obama climb to the top.

Come November, the Democrats will remember what the Limbaughtarians tried to do and will come together in a show of strength that will ruin McCain’s chances. And then what will the loyal Limbaugh listeners do? They will regret following the foolish advice of this broadcast blowhard and their idealistic icon will fall from the golden pedestal that he has created for himself.

Conservatives voting for Clinton was the death-knell to our influence in the GOP. And Limbaugh is to blame. Remember this caveat: be careful who you vote for in the primaries; she may become President in November.

Political Cartoons: Everything's Rosy!

Hillary is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Trying to spin unemployment as an opportunity for resilience and optimism is about as low and uncaring as a politician can get.



The end is coming soon...

Separated at Birth??

Is it just me, or does John McCain remind us of Clarence the Angel in "It's a Wonderful Life"???

Political Cartoons: Messing with Texas

Hillary's going to make her last stand in Texas...




...will history repeat itself?

Political Cartoons: Super Tuesday

Don't Forget to Vote Today, Folks!



For the first time in decades, your vote will actually count in the primaries!

Political Cartoon: Kodak Moment

Tonight's debate is historical, but let's hope it won't become hysterical...




Hillary Clinton versus Obama - the Heavyweight versus the Contender...maybe they should play the theme from Rocky when they both enter the stage...

Political Cartoons: Rudy's Regress

Rudy Giuliani may just have made a tactical blunder by putting all his focus on Florida...




...and if so, then thank goodness he won't be our next Commander in Chief!

Wake Up, America! We Live in a PC (Post Clinton) World!

No matter how much we want to deny it, 9/11 changed everything. If we think that the stale political ideals of the 2Oth Century still apply today, then we may as well change our name to the Republic of Rip van Winkle. Hillary Clinton is a tired rehash of the nineties, which she is still living in.

Her ideas for the 21st century? She wants to take us Back to the Future.

Hillary and Bill are a Boomer fairy tale just wanting to relive the Nostalgic Nineties. The good ol’ boy and his missus want us to believe that when he was president, we lived in the Good Ol’ Days. What a bunch of bunkum and baloney!

Think about it, folks. Do we really want to go back to turning the Whitehouse into a lair of liars who polarized the country?

Do we want to abandon our mighty military to the decisions of liberal lawyers who hog tied our forces at Mogadishu and see Black Hawks tumbling down?

Do we once again want a leader who has an international terrorist in his sights, but chooses to let him go, only to see the bloody fanatic orchestrate the destruction of the World Trade Center?

Are we once more going to see the Whitehouse filled with lobbyists and donors, corrupt cronies and elite sycophants who feel as though they’re entitled to rule over the people?

And do we really want to see Bill not having sex with interns and desecrating the Whitehouse as his own playboy mansion? If we do, then we want a reality show instead of real leadership.

Wake up, people! We live in a PC (Post Clinton) world! Do we want chains or change? The Clintons will chain us to their nostalgic, dynastic, 20th century past. It’s about time that we the people and voters cast them aside and moved on into the future. We live in the 21st century after all!

Political Cartoons: Peace in the Middle East

Whilst America is heading into a pending recession, the President is spending his time building on his legacy...




Shame on him!

Political Cartoons: Hillary Canute

Can Hillary turn back the tide of public opinion and ride out the sea of change? Will Obama dethrone her? New Hampshire is critical to the Clinton Campaign, make no mistake about it.



Tomorrow we'll all know if the Clintons can stem the tide or if they should change their name to Canute.

Political Cartoon: Peace Talks

President Bush believes he can broker peace in the Middle East...



...but at what price to Human Rights?

Political Cartoon: Thanksgiving Sham

Two Border guards are imprisoned for shooting a drug dealer..



...and our President is playing parlor games with pardons for two turkeys!

Shame! Shame!

Political Cartoon : Who can fix it? - FEMA Can!

The President announces an overall strategy...



...what a decider!

War Games

Benchmark Blues

The results are in and they don't look good...

Lending Crisis

What do you call a Congressional bailout?